Why I was late"On the way to the station, I got hit by a bat, it almost took my head clean off. Then the machine would not accept my ticket and the guy at the gate didn't think I looked like the photo on my travel card. So I had to go home and get my passport.
Then the train was 45 minutes late to the station because of the dangerous badger threat at Carpenters Park.
When I was on the train it took and hour and a half to get past the biscuit factory because the driver was really fat.
Then there was a delay stopping at the station because the train in front had heard we were coming and decided to play a practical joke with a rubber shoe on the track.
That is why I couldn't get here on time today."
What's your best excuse?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:36)
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tree pooWhilst working as a liftie in Breckenridge Ski resort, one of the other Brits didn't show up for his afternoon shift. When he did finally get there and was asked why he was so late, he replied "I was snowboarding down to the lift when I fucked up and hit a tree so hard I pooed myself"
Worst thing was, he wasn't lieing.
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skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Fri 29 Jun 2007, 13:33,
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