Why I was late"On the way to the station, I got hit by a bat, it almost took my head clean off. Then the machine would not accept my ticket and the guy at the gate didn't think I looked like the photo on my travel card. So I had to go home and get my passport.
Then the train was 45 minutes late to the station because of the dangerous badger threat at Carpenters Park.
When I was on the train it took and hour and a half to get past the biscuit factory because the driver was really fat.
Then there was a delay stopping at the station because the train in front had heard we were coming and decided to play a practical joke with a rubber shoe on the track.
That is why I couldn't get here on time today."
What's your best excuse?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:36)
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well,but i do have a series of them
"my bicycle wouldn't start"
"i was caught up in the mysterious yet amazing land of strawberry conserve and toasted bread, fighting the evil love marmite"
"a big ass fuck off snowball came down from outer space and impaled me on a rolled-up carpet,so i died, and then i had to go to the undereworld and pray for my soul back, thankfully i got it back and now i'm here."
or the best, which is my dads, which came about out of boredom of regular excuses,
"sheerbarefacebikiniwax!"
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 10:15, Reply)
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