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Have you tried to be funny and failed horribly? Yeah, join the club. Or have you witnessed someone crash and burn by either being plain unfunny or offensively unfunny? Tell us your stories of sense of humour failure

Thanks to the charmingly named Reginald Donkeyfuck (not related to the Cheshire branch of the Donkeyfuck family, one presumes)

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:40)
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I told a joke in college - What's the difference between meat and chicken?
The answer of course was - If you beat your chicken it will die.
My so called mates all pissed themselves for about 10 minutes.

It turns out they had all been gathered around the day before as I had a wank in the toilet stall.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:11, 4 replies)
alright, wanker

(alright alright, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:03, closed)
were you nicknamed "bogwanker" from that point onwards?
(that happened to a lad I used to work with when he was caught doing the same)
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 23:30, closed)
man has wank

(I helped save b3ta! rofl harris, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 0:47, closed)
If you'd taken off your earphones and blindfold, you'd have seen them

Did any of them remember to bring you a cup of tea?
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 9:10, closed)

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