Dear housemate
On behalf of the other residents, please stop hiding our stuff in seemingly random, and completely unexpected places, under the pretence of calling it 'tidying', yet failing to grasp the concepts of 'mop', 'hoover', and 'duster'.

Scented candles, however gay and floral they may be, do not actually hide the fact you've been smoking in the house. Neither does half a can of pine air freshener.

When you 'wash' your plates, please do the others as well. We don't ignore yours when we do them. Also, 'leaving them in for a soak' does not take over 24 hours, it just makes the water stagnate.

Toilet paper does not magically appear in the bathroom, you are expected to replace it when it runs out, but since you never have, we don't hold out much hope (FYI, kitchen roll is not a suitable substitute, and does not flush away easily)

Oh, and we're moving out next month. See you later, cunt.
( lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:03, 1 reply)

You should leave this for him
When you move out - on your last day, as you leave.

It would be good for him to read it. Might make him think more condiserately towards his new housemates.

I used to share a house. It drove me crazy how I was the only one ever to actually buy toilet paper. Eventually I gave up, and kept my own roll locked in my room - which I would have to take to the bathroom and back every time.
(EuroSong I love horse meat: best of all the animals, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:36, closed)