ahh the bullshitters at college....
Let me think...

* 1 girl claimed that she had broken her neck - but was still able to come to school as long as she wore a neck brace. the fact she would move her head didnt seem to bother her. God only knows where she got the brace from....

* The Same girl one came into college with bright yellow hair - (she usually had brown hair!) claiming it to be her "Natural colour!" don't think anyone wanted to check if the curtains matched the carpet.

* Same girl again - once came in wearing a denim dress open and tried to convince us all it was actually a waistcoat....! okay - its long - looks like a dress and well is a dress...!

* oh she had also been raped...yeah right!

* Different Girl - claimed to have lived in london and

1. was a top class (best in the land) cordon bleu chef.

2. she was an expert massure - she wasnt

3. She was a professional hair dresser - but sadly didnt know that you shouldnt bleach hair with real bleach...

* a g/f of one of my mates once said she was pregnant and needed money for a private abortion. I really dont think even to this day - you can get a private abortion for £200.
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:42, Reply)