Did you really???
I used to have the unfortunate pleasure of working with the most pathological liar of pathological liars.Whom we shall call john as this was his name.

He used to come up with these huge lies that not even himself could believe, whether he did this for pleasure or too make him look like a cunt i do not no

one day he was talking to our managing director about how he had been hunting at the weekend in DERBY of all places. As he considered himself the most unluckiest man alive he had shot a horse by mistake. As he claimed it is illegal to shoot horses he and his 2 hunting compadre's had to set up camp and then eat the whole horse to get rid of the evidence.

I no surely this cannot but to true but it is, he was even quite insulted when i fell to the floor in a puddle of piss laughing my as off.

This along with the time when he was golfing one day and he had lost his ball, he was looking for ages apparently when he kicked a dead bird and there it was, claiming he had butchered the bird with his awesome drive. he failed to say if he had to get rid of the evidence this time but i suspect he did.

these are but only 2 of the whopping porky pies i heard over the 3 months of working with him but to be fair i found it hilarious

Length non stop

First post oh YEAH
(fase69, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:47, 1 reply)

To be fair
I wouldn't go to Derby without a gun, either...
(pharmatron Death or Scunthorpe? CHOOSE!!, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 11:33, closed)