Lies I told on my CVI've not had to lie on my CV (resumé for all you 'merkins) for a while, but way back when I was a teenager and C was a cool programming language, I listed it as one of my skills.
My new boss was remarkably nice about me spending my first week's employment reading a "how to program in C" book.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 15:55)
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Fools!I had to apply for an interplanetary CV for reasons as of yet unknown to me
Under the 'species' heading, I wrote 'human'
Hah! Gullible worker drones! Just you wait 'til they find out...
(, Fri 7 Jul 2006, 15:47, closed)
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