Local NuttersEverywhere in the world has its fair share of deranged people. I grew up in Wolverhampton and remember the Polish tramp who lived in a tent on the roundabout. Legend had it that his coat was stuffed with cash. More recently I notice the guy who spends his day pushing a trolley round Camden Sainsburys shouting, "Best of luck!". Constantly. Tell us about your local nutters. Points for details. Extra points for photos.
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rob, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:54)
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Suburbs = Nutter HivesNow, there may be a medical reason for this chap's behaviour, so i may go to hell for poking fun at him here.
A portly bald chap wot stinks of aftershave. were it not for the smirk, he would be a well scary old school chelsea hooligan, but he's not.
He always wears a tight black t-shirt and black jean shorts to just above his kneecaps, football socks to just below his kneecaps, and smart black shoes, so you get these kneecaps flashing at you.
He'll be walking along at a reasonable pace, stop suddenly, bend over and rub his calves really fast as if trying to get rid of a cramp or something, and this makes a loud slapping noise. I don't know how he does this, try it! it fucking difficult!
Anyway, this happens for a minute or so, he gets up looking like he's just had a pleasant wank, and continues his journey looking pleased with himself.
Does this deserve to be here?
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fridge_magnet, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:41,
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