Local NuttersEverywhere in the world has its fair share of deranged people. I grew up in Wolverhampton and remember the Polish tramp who lived in a tent on the roundabout. Legend had it that his coat was stuffed with cash. More recently I notice the guy who spends his day pushing a trolley round Camden Sainsburys shouting, "Best of luck!". Constantly. Tell us about your local nutters. Points for details. Extra points for photos.
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rob, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:54)
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on my bus to workthere is a woman who talks to herself about dvd players.
not once, mind you, EVERY FUCKING DAY!
theres also a mental deficient* bloke called 'tigerman', who thinks he's in vietnam. especially funny when you tell him that 'charlie's coming over to say hi'...
*read 'retarded'
edit: actually, theres a whole fucking crowd of em round harlow, theres one woman who goes completely psycho if people whistle, another lass (about 18) who, despite being fat, and with a face like a bag of spanners, seems to think that every man is attracted to her, and says to every guy she passes 'you want me, wanna fuck?'
theres also a cripple who does donuts in his electric wheelchair, althugh we attribute this to being pissed, rather than being a spacker
oh yeah, and theres the legendary 'dancing jubb'. think of the dancing baby, but older, with big headphones, and downs. hes a nice enough guy, but has a habit of dancing if people throw pennys at him
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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:27,
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