Lost...Trying to impress a new girlfriend, I 'borrowed' my mother's car. Dropping her off in London, I managed to lose the car keys between locking it and reaching the other side of the road. Utter humiliation followed as my mum took the train to London with the spare key...
What have you lost over the years?
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chthonic, Fri 3 Dec 2004, 8:01)
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Halls of residence.Went to stay with "friend" in cunthole Luton. She pulled and fucked off somewhere in the Union. Me left on my own ended up walking through luton at 2am with zero idea of where the halls were, what they were called or anything. Wandered around marvelling at how fucking disgusting Luton is and being scared of everyone. Somehow actually found the place, not only blagged my way past the security guard but convinced him to look up my friends room number and let me in. Had to sneak in and sleep on the freezing cold tile floor curled up like a shivering baby. She can fuck off anyway.
Have i mentioned that Luton is a shit hole. Everyone who lives there is a cunt. If you do, and you reckon you're not a cunt, then you are because you live in Luton. Its a cunts town. A town full of cunts. A cunt town. Cunty cunty cunty cunty cunty town full of cunty cunts.
Grr. Argh. Angry now. Cunts
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I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Sat 4 Dec 2004, 2:04,
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