Lost...Trying to impress a new girlfriend, I 'borrowed' my mother's car. Dropping her off in London, I managed to lose the car keys between locking it and reaching the other side of the road. Utter humiliation followed as my mum took the train to London with the spare key...
What have you lost over the years?
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chthonic, Fri 3 Dec 2004, 8:01)
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Lost : Large amount of dog crapI either mislaid it or some cucking funt stole my wheelie bin six months ago. They stole it the day before it was emptied and it was full of rubbish and a large amount of dog shite. Checked around the street and still it stayed lost. Wife reported it to the police and they said 'not to worry loads go missing and we never find them' (oh thats solved that then, pffft). But why nick a full one? So if anyone finds a bin with 22 on the side that stinks of dog crap can you leave it where it is as I have a nice new shiny one.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 20:04, Reply)
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