Lurid Work Stories"I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service," says Juan Quar, "and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet. Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality."
Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new hires with, or that you've been told.
NB By definition, these are probably all made up. Roll with it
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chthonic, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:33)
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It's Jeans for Genes day next weekSo I've arranged for my team to wear jeans if they want to.
Turns out that there's only two of us not on leave that day! LOL!!
I don't know how I cope, it's just non-stop lurididity here...
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skullfunkerry In case of implosion do not look into implosion, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:07,
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Kill the other so you may live.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:10,
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Punch him in the jeans.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:26,
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If you're not already having an affair,that day would be a good day to start one.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:46,
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With the other colleague?He's not really my type, to be honest...
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skullfunkerry In case of implosion do not look into implosion, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:39,
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That's not what he says.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:15,
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I'm not sure he can see me properly through the cigarette smoke(
skullfunkerry In case of implosion do not look into implosion, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:52,
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Just imagine how sexy it'll be when he emerges from the smoke, points out that you're all alone in the office,and suggests that you christen the photocopier together.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 20:25,
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Hahaha(
skullfunkerry In case of implosion do not look into implosion, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 23:08,
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