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"I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service," says Juan Quar, "and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet. Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality."

Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new hires with, or that you've been told.
NB By definition, these are probably all made up. Roll with it

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:33)
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i have had MANY jobs.
my last one was all important and responsible and that. so, naturally, i ruined it by compromising my position with a very senior employee, shouting at a director in a meeting and then having a spectacular breakdown. the usual.
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 20:50, 1 reply)
Compromising positions, eh?
Saucy.
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:54, closed)
i can't wait for ringo to offer a lengthy discourse on my perceived lack of moral fibre.

(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 23:17, closed)
actually, scrap that.
i hope he fucks off forever.
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 23:20, closed)
More than happy to disappoint you my dear.
Heavens above that someone might point out that *from what you've posted here* it seems as tho you suffered your injury whilst climbing a fence in order to illegally enter someone else's property.
If I'm wrong then please do elucidate.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 9:55, closed)
how does 'mind your own business' grab you?
why do you even care? are you going to call the landowner and tell them someone on the internet was trespassing? let it go, you fucking muppet.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 10:40, closed)

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