Lurid Work Stories"I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service," says Juan Quar, "and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet. Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality."
Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new hires with, or that you've been told.
NB By definition, these are probably all made up. Roll with it
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chthonic, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:33)
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Look, it's like this - it would seem that Alby's been too busy in his counting house counting all his investment portfolios this week.
My two efforts barely raised a whimper.
Dr. Skagra's usual Time Lord missive seemed a little truncated. But his 2nd post was a bit chunkier.
Tsukemono's couple of posts included a lovely argument about whether welding and electricity can kill you.
Eukanuba bashed out a fucking wicked pun.
Even AB managed to post an original story rather the usual steady stream of snide comments. EDIT: Mind you Dr. Chinaman's reply including a link from reddit sure as fuck trumped any of this weeks posts for grossness.
michel.auron introduced us to the glamorous world of the ski slopes.
"Phantom Shitters" it would seem are causing a backup in cubicle 3!
& apparently janet's severed finger is so well reattached it hasn't stopped her typing her usual hateful invective. So there is that.
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