MMM Legal drugs
(Slightly of topic but ho hum)

Well having the pain in the arse disease that is crohn's I am lucky enough to sample the best that the NHS and occasionally BUPA has to offer, of many legal and often mind bending drugs, usually whilst having cameras forced into my, now all to often abused brown bat cave.

Whilst becoming my own discovery channel special a number of highly embarassing moments ensued, well more embarrasing than being lubed up and having a good 4 foot of endoscope inside me whilst i was being inflated like a lilo.

I decided, as you do, to make small talk with my long suffering doctor whilst he abused my insides. Whilst watching the screen with my insides being shown on (thank god it wasnt HD) we arrive at what appears to be a brown lump and before i can say anything my doctor chips in "Oooh and theres a bit of poo" in a massively patronising voice. Excellent now my doctor and 2 unfortunatly quite hot nurses had seen my poo INSIDE ME.

Not to worry the camera was expertly manouvered around the offending log and the journey into my insides was continued. So now for more small talk.

"Its not uncomfortable is it?"
"No actually its not too bad, I mean hell some people do this for fun dont they."

At which point one nurse stifles a giggle, and the doctor fixes me with a very serious stare and says "We are definatly not doing this for fun though are we!?"

Heavier and less embarrasing sedation next time please.

lenght? oooh a good few feet
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Sun 19 Sep 2010, 21:59, 1 reply)

Why is it
Doctors hate any joke they don't themselves make? Is there a seminar in fucking med school called "How to turn any attempt by a patient at levity or humour into a reason for him to feel a cunt"
(Slyph, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 10:41, closed)