You've used "pink caterpillar" before
and so I knew it was you from the first line

(either that or some kind of spanky impersonator)
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:26, 1 reply)

True & changed
Lets face it, fannylips come in all different shapes and sizes. My Mrs' bits are quite compact, though I've come across the contents of other knickers that'd give you nightmares. We're talking full on meat curtains so big you could attach a fucking pelmet and use them to shade a bay window. Not very nice. Scary. Like looking at the nasty aftermath of a road traffic accident.
( SpankyHanky, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:34, closed)

I'm pleased never to have encountered that sort of thing in real life
some of the terrifying nipples I've seen were bad enough
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:25, closed)

You can get plastic surgery for nips now
the worlds gone mad.
(Lizard King, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 11:14, closed)