I lost over 5 pints of blood and bled for 19 hours FROM MY COCK! Pearoast Alert!
I was in hospital for an operation on my leg. I needed major reconstruction (the results of which can be seen here i21.photobucket.com/albums/b261/sybaf/P7110027.jpg ) and was going to be out for the count for a long while so they put a catheter in. For women this is a small tube but for guys it’s quite long.

I came round and the operation had gone as planned and I now just had to stay in bed for about a week.
The next day they took the catheter out and gave me a bottle to pee in too.
Three days later I started pissing blood. “It’s just blood in your urine” they said, “It's nothing to worry about. (Lying cunts)
So I’m lying there, not pissing with blood just pouring out of the end of my cock as if I was pissing. A friendly nurse holds the end of Mr Winkle whilst another cuts off all my pubic hair. They tell me to hold tight. It is about midnight. I hold.

It’s now morning. Clots are forming in my cock; they come out like cherries, bloody horrible cherries coming out of MY COCK! It’s horrible. I have filled several pee bottles with blood and still they keep telling me it’s blood in my urine. I am 22 years old and crying for my mummy.

Midday, mummy arrives. I am humiliated. I am holding my cock desperately trying to stop the bleeding, filling bottles with blood clots and crying whilst lying on bed sheets soaked in blood. “What’s going on?” she asks the nurse “Oh don’t worry it’s just blood in the urine” she replies sounding a little more nervous. “We’ve called for the urologist he will be here soon.

It’s now about 6 O’clock. Shift change. Man comes in to take my blood pressure. “Hmmmm this can’t be right he says and scuttles off to find another machine, it says the same. He calls the head nurse and tells her its wrong and all the machines have broken. She tells him that it’s probably right and that they have been trying to get someone up for hours to stop the bleeding.

7 O’clock arrives and finally the urologist arrives. He says “Oh nothing to worry about just a bit of blood in the urine” he does some checks and says “Oh……. Ummmm damn……..NURSE!”

Turns out it wasn’t blood in my urine. In fact he (for it was the same urologist) had had some trouble getting the catheter in and had stabbed me through the walls of the urethra with a blunt catheter tube, there was now a large clot sitting on the cut which had prevented the blleding from stopping. All this time they nurses had been phoning him and he had been telling them not to worry as it was blood in the urine and was quite common, they had relayed that information to me but not really believed it. I had been bleeding as if I was pissing cherries for 19 hours. The only way to stop it was to…….put the catheter back in, so that’s what they did and fuck it hurt. Then finally someone has the sense to ask “How long has he been bleeding like that?”

I remember lying there in a bed soaked in brown thick sticky blood, feeling way too hot and suddenly a cold feeling came over my body, it was wonderful. “I feel cold” I said. Suddenly it was panic stations everyone was running around me and a new doctor I hadn’t seen was literally stabbing a needle in to my wrist trying to find a vein. They started pumping saline in to me and I started to warm up. “I’m to hot! I’m too hot!” I shouted “Don’t worry “They said “Hot is good” all of a sudden the same wave of coldness washed over me and I said “Oh that’s better its nice and cold”

And that’s all I remember.

I woke up in the intensive care ward with a triple tap attached to my elbow crook pumping blood in to me. I felt shit but I was alive. I had lost over 5 pints of blood and if I hadn’t have been in a hospital I would be dead.
They let me out after 12 days but I had to have the catheter for another 2 weeks after that and they are horrible, they get infected and make you feel like you need to pee though of course with one in you never need to. I had to empty the bag all the bloody time and you had no control over how fast it filled up.

I am however happy to report that my cock made a full recovery as this SFW evidence shows i21.photobucket.com/albums/b261/sybaf/5934_103107920769_576375769_2684698.jpg

Length? Not too bad considering what it’s been through.
( Peej, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 20:19, 8 replies)

Holy Tap Dancing Zombie Christ!
Ow ow ow ow ow! Fuuuuuuck!

I had a far less scary incident involving a bleeding cock, caused by my own impatience after having the chop some years ago. With 7 stitches still in, I had a bit of tug to see if it felt any better. It did, but I split a stitch, and the claret that poured into my lap almost made me shit myself. Thankfully, it soon stopped.

In your situation, I'd have been crying too.

Fair play, and congrats on the little 'un! :-)
( LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 20:47, closed)

catheters are not nice
i had to have one for a year, a little portable one strapped to my leg. going to the pub was the worst, it'd fill up every 20 minutes or so and i had to keep emptying it, or it'd have burst!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 22:40, closed)

Yeh I cut a small hole in my jeans so I could poke the tap through

( Peej, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 8:58, closed)

i was stuck wearing skirts
the weirdest thing was watching your leg appearing to swell and feeling a curious warmth on your leg
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 19:31, closed)

Fucking hell
what hospital was that?
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 0:44, closed)

The Royal Cornwall Hospital in Treliske
Near Truro
( Peej, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 8:57, closed)

fuck fuck fuck
Damn... For every 99 instances of a patient complaining etc and there being no problem at all... there comes a time when there really is something wrong.
Fuck a duck... 5 pints!
One would have thought that a nurse would be able to think "actually no - he's half the size he used to be and the floor's ankle deep in blood. Maybe Mr Urologist ain't right!"
Cripes. Glad you're (and it) was ok!
(tweebianmonkey Should be known as Widget, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 0:54, closed)

I do like
the last photo
(whiskas loved by 8 out of 10 cats, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 11:54, closed)