Everyone smells of shit
When I was about 5 my mum noticed that I was omitting a very strange smell. Turns out that it was a piece of paper that I'd decided to stick up my nose, apparently it had been up there for so long that I'd started smelling of rotting rubbish. Doctors had to pull the decomposing mess out with a very long pair of tweezers.

I haven't really got an opinion on the quality of care I received as I was way to young to remember but I guess it was good as I've never had a problem with doctors.


About 2 month ago my nephew stuck and lost a raisin up his nose, it almost made me cry with pride.
(Dwarfsmuggler Has hogtied Snow White, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:23, 1 reply)

I once....
...sneezed while eating a special edition Opal Fruit (Starburst I think they call them now?). This was lemon, with popping candy embedded in it.

Post sneeze I found the fizzing opal fruit was lodged in the top of my nostril, and the lemony goodness gave me a snarl like a rabid stroke victim.

Removing it was kind of like Total Recall, when Arnie removes the tracking bug through his nose.
(Corbo, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:23, closed)