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This is a question Messing with the Dark Side

We all like to tell stories about the *spooky* things that happen when people mess around with Ouija boards, hexes and spells.
A friend had wierd banging noises in his house for months and was deeply, deeply worried that it was the result of getting drunk and attempting to summon the devil.*

What's scared the crud out of you after you've played with the dark side?

* it turned out to be a tramp living in his attic (no, really). Also, -5 points for rubbish Star Wars jokes

(, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 11:58)
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We were in RE talking about, in great mirth the principle of contacting the dead and all that. The whole class did not believe, spare for my good friend who shall remain nameless. Infact, he was against the whole idea, being as he is, a rather evangelical Christian.

Two students, lets call them Alpha and Beta take it upon themselves to construct a ouija board during the lesson and then say that a ghost is telling them thier friend sucks - or whatever. Everytime they put an object down and pushed it around, it was snatched from them by said friend. Until they produced a mobile and started spelling that they where smelly, or some other great insult.

Then, the phone rang. Beta fell of his chair. The whole class fell silent as he clambered back up to the table. The room watched in awe as he lifted the phone to his ear and said in rather more shaky terms than usual... "Hello?"

"STOP IT YOU TWAT!"

I hung up.

I'd ask you how it was, but I think I'll just get my coat.
(, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 16:45, Reply)

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