Misheard and Misunderstood
Rachelswipe says: My niece - after months of begging - was finally allowed to get a hamster, and her grandfather was utterly horrified to learn that it had been called "Nipples", a pretty good name for a pet if you ask us. Alas, it was only the more mundane "Nibbles" - what have you misheard or misunderstood, with truly hilarious consequences?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:35)
Rachelswipe says: My niece - after months of begging - was finally allowed to get a hamster, and her grandfather was utterly horrified to learn that it had been called "Nipples", a pretty good name for a pet if you ask us. Alas, it was only the more mundane "Nibbles" - what have you misheard or misunderstood, with truly hilarious consequences?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:35)
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In the not too distant past
I read a post on the QOTW where someone tried awfully hard to make a joke regarding free rides with a page 3 girl when the humour would only apply if she was a hooker and also not married.
What a misunderstanding of comedy that was.
p.s. I once misunderstood your mum due to the drivel she constantly spouts and ended up doing her up the wrong-un. She fucking loved it anyway so no complaints from either side.
( , Fri 29 Aug 2014, 9:42, 13 replies)
I read a post on the QOTW where someone tried awfully hard to make a joke regarding free rides with a page 3 girl when the humour would only apply if she was a hooker and also not married.
What a misunderstanding of comedy that was.
p.s. I once misunderstood your mum due to the drivel she constantly spouts and ended up doing her up the wrong-un. She fucking loved it anyway so no complaints from either side.
( , Fri 29 Aug 2014, 9:42, 13 replies)
Yeah, they should be sent to study "Your Mum Jokes 101"
at the Haggis McObese School of Comedy
( , Fri 29 Aug 2014, 9:58, closed)
at the Haggis McObese School of Comedy
( , Fri 29 Aug 2014, 9:58, closed)
Your 'patter' as its known in the cool part of the UK
Is pish. Think its you who needs re-educated
( , Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:42, closed)
Is pish. Think its you who needs re-educated
( , Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:42, closed)
You two need to get a room
The sexual tension is palatable
It would be a glorious day for saddo keyboard warrior hermits like yourselves
( , Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:43, closed)
The sexual tension is palatable
It would be a glorious day for saddo keyboard warrior hermits like yourselves
( , Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:43, closed)
i said £475 an hour
not £4.75 in coppers and stained old 5 pences from the bottom of his mum's handbag
( , Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:46, closed)
not £4.75 in coppers and stained old 5 pences from the bottom of his mum's handbag
( , Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:46, closed)
Sophistication is wasted on you fuckwits
You don't deserve any better than your mum jokes
so suck a bag of dicks you sad excuse for a human
( , Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:39, closed)
You don't deserve any better than your mum jokes
so suck a bag of dicks you sad excuse for a human
( , Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:39, closed)
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