Misheard and MisunderstoodRachelswipe says: My niece - after months of begging - was finally allowed to get a hamster, and her grandfather was utterly horrified to learn that it had been called "Nipples", a pretty good name for a pet if you ask us. Alas, it was only the more mundane "Nibbles" - what have you misheard or misunderstood, with truly hilarious consequences?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:35)
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A friend of mine Once stood outside a tube station, rattling a tin can filled with pennies at strangers; if they tried to donate to him, he'd patiently allow them to put their coins in, then tip them out the ground, cackle and run off whooping. The stranger would invariably discover, upon retrieving their own coinage, that the pennies already in the can were all small value foreign pocket change and not legal tender in this Cunt-Tree. What a character eh?
That was on-topic, right?
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