Missing body partsNow there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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Martial ArtsI'm entering a San Shou (full contact kung fu, think Muy Thai but with a few pads) tournament in August, and I've heard a few horror stories.
The only one about losing something is this: every competitor has to wear a groin guard, whose technology has improved over time. Back when they weren't so good, they were made of brittle plasic and one, on receiving a ferocious kick, split down the middle. The razor sharp fracture line went right through the wearer's scrot and cut his testicle off, which apparently then fell onto the floor of the ring.
Ouch.
(, Sun 4 Jun 2006, 21:55, Reply)
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