Let's get it on.....
I've got a little selection of songs on the laptop that can't help but melt ladies hearts. (Otis, Al Green, Marvin Gaye for the 'hey ladeez' vibe, plus a few seldom heard heart-breakers to show my sensitive side).
I've given it out to quite a few girls in the past and even a couple of male friends who needed a little help. That collection of songs is perfect for emptying knickers. And nutsacks.

EDIT:

Here's the list

Hey Jude = Wilson Pickett
Wouldn't It Be Nice = Beach Boys
Afterglow = Small Faces
The Bar is Beautiful Place = Ryan Adams
I'm Losing More Than I'll Ever Have = Primal Scream
Man of Constant Sorrow = Rod Stewart
All the Rights Reasons = Jayhawks
Les Fleurs = Minnie Riperton
I Can't Right Lefthanded = Bill Withers
I'm Hurting Too = Kel Elliott
Mellow Doubt = Teenage Fanclub
He Called Me Baby = Candi Staton
Hard Times = Ray Charles
Coal to Diamonds = Gossip
Into My Arms = Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds
Ooh Child = The Posies
Blackbird = The Beatles
Ooh Baby Baby = Smokey Robinson
Do You Realize = The Flaming Lips
(fatcock has decided to be more mysterious.....or has he?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:19, 4 replies)

Good to know
That there are plenty of unimaginative people out there who jsut need a few cheesey songs to get shagged
(Jugular, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:05, closed)

Unimagintaive? Bollocks.
That stuff is not cheesy. That's loin-stirring, thigh-stroking music, just because it has helped the undeserving (including myself) have sex for over 40 years doesn't mean it's cheesy. It means that shit works.
You probably like the more chin-stroking, 'only three people own this album and i'm two of them' elitist music. Which has it's place in the mix-tape ouevre just not on the ones that are trying hep you put your willy in a lady.
(fatcock has decided to be more mysterious.....or has he?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:05, closed)

What's on it
Come on Mr Fatcock - give us the track listing
(lozatron, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 13:17, closed)

Right then
Hey Jude = Wilson Pickett
Wouldn't It Be Nice = Beach Boys
Afterglow = Small Faces
The Bar is Beautiful Place = Ryan Adams
I'm Losing More Than I'll Ever Have = Primal Scream
Man of Constant Sorrow = Rod Stewart
All the Rights Reasons = Jayhawks
Les Fleurs = Minnie Riperton
I Can't Right Lefthanded = Bill Withers
I'm Hurting Too = Kel Elliott
Mellow Doubt = Teenage Fanclub
He Called Me Baby = Candi Staton
Hard Times = Ray Charles
Coal to Diamonds = Gossip
Into My Arms = Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds
Ooh Child = The Posies
Blackbird = The Beatles
Ooh Baby Baby = Smokey Robinson
Do You Realize = The Flaming Lips

Let me know how you get on.
(fatcock has decided to be more mysterious.....or has he?, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 22:43, closed)