tenuous and plagiaristic
I made a mix tape for Legless. He has a willy.
Davros' Granddad made a mix tape for me. He has a willy.
I like willies.
Remember Billy Connolly's song about wellies?
I've changed it a bit...

If it wasn't for your willy
Where would you be
You might be in the hospital
Or Infirmary
You might catch a dose of the pox
Or another S.T.D.
If you do not keep your keks on your willy

COZ..

Willies they are wobbly
Willies they can swell
They keep in the wee-wee
Their ends do have a bell
And when you're sitting in the pub
You can always tell
When some bugger's taken out his willy

that's as far as I've got so far.... might add more as I think of it

Also, even "tenuouser", I've done a haiku:

Jeremy Paxman's
Testicles' receptacles
Aren't from Marks & Sparks

Sorry. All because the puns have all bindun.

EDIT *slinks off to take cod liver oil so as not to develop arthritis of the neck as shaking head so much*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 12:11, 7 replies)

Puerile Poetry
I like!

*clicks*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 13 Feb 2008, 12:29, closed)

I'm impressed
A haiku about Paxo.

That alone deserves a click.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 12:46, closed)

I like you ....
Will you be my friend.


I've been known to like the odd willy as well.

*edit* that doesn't mean I like odd looking willies.
( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 13:05, closed)

Shakes head...
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear...

And to think I've proposed to you as well...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 13 Feb 2008, 13:07, closed)

^ :o) @ BGB
only if we can be *special* lol
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 13:08, closed)

@ tourette
I think some people would agree that were already *special* ; )
( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 13:14, closed)

@ DG
MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
It's too late to back out now!
I charmed the pants off you right from the beginning ;o)

What would you give to go behind the bike shed now?
(for a ciggie not a shag, folks!)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 14:03, closed)