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My dog died last week, and I'm already sick of people sending me that stupid Rainbow Bridge poem. Tell us about excellent (or rubbish) pets

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Rainbow Bridge
I googled this, and apparently, if I get a pet, when I die it will shower me with rainbow kisses. To me this is disgusting and unacceptable, and I would rather go to heaven unaccompanied.
(I helped save b3ta! browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 8:05, 4 replies)
Just googled it myself.
Christ. I don't know which is worse, it or your interpretation.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:05, closed)
Isn't a Rainbow Kiss the one where you go down on a girl during her period,
then jizz in her mouth, and then kiss with tongues?

Or is that just me?
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That
is a strawberry sundae
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:14, closed)
Christ
that was the name of a club in Vauxhall. I should have known it was names after some kind of disgusting sexual shennigan, I naively assumed it referred to the delicious dessert.
(I helped save b3ta! browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 22:16, closed)

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