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I once woke up in a tent after a particularly drunken holiday pub crawl, clutching a tap. There's a drowned, sunken village somewhere in Wales because of my act of petty theft, but I cannot remember. Tell us what - or who - you've brought back from nights out.

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Not what I take so much as what I leave behind.
I collect dolls. Not cute baby dolls, or elegant fashion dolls, but the kind that are missing arms/eyes/limbs/are just a head. Creepy ones, essentially, though I find them quite charming. So how is this relevant to QotW?

Nothing makes for a great morning after like the terrified screams when a hungover friend wakes up to find a one-eyed armless doll torso sitting neatly on the pillow beside them. Yes, I'm a terrible person, but they do still keep coming to my parties!
(louveciennes , Volvospotter, Tue 1 May 2012, 4:58, 11 replies)

Haha, genius!
I do similar, only with plush dinosaurs. I make them, in varying sizes. Then I tend to give them away at parties as they're slowly taking over my house.
(I helped save b3ta! Bathory, Tue 1 May 2012, 7:56, closed)


(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 1 May 2012, 9:17, closed)
That is
genuinely terrifying.
(Buftoon posted this on, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:01, closed)
Needs more iPad.

(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Tue 1 May 2012, 16:38, closed)
Thanks
I always thought that 'sleep' was overrated. Now I'll never have to bother with it again as this demon will come for my soul while I do.

I'm getting the fire and hammers. Anyone with me?
(I helped save b3ta! Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:16, closed)
I would like to make one of those.
My husband has implored me to resist temptation.
(louveciennes , Volvospotter, Thu 3 May 2012, 4:55, closed)
you are evil

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:07, closed)
Yes
But I do serve quality liquor!
(louveciennes , Volvospotter, Thu 3 May 2012, 4:56, closed)
good point

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:22, closed)
One Eyed Armless Doll Torso
Was this what you meant?

(LemonMeringuePie is rubbish at thinking up user names, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:53, closed)
Close
The one I had in mind was the kind with eyes that opened and closed; the mechanism was attached to a stem that extended into the torso. And still functioned despite the absent head.
(louveciennes , Volvospotter, Thu 3 May 2012, 4:53, closed)

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