Morning After Souvenirs
I once woke up in a tent after a particularly drunken holiday pub crawl, clutching a tap. There's a drowned, sunken village somewhere in Wales because of my act of petty theft, but I cannot remember. Tell us what - or who - you've brought back from nights out.
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( , Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:44)
I once woke up in a tent after a particularly drunken holiday pub crawl, clutching a tap. There's a drowned, sunken village somewhere in Wales because of my act of petty theft, but I cannot remember. Tell us what - or who - you've brought back from nights out.
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( , Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:44)
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OK, I'll start
My mate Arthur recently lost a family member. He got very drunk, and when he woke up, found he'd been attempting to craft a coffin for the dearly departed, by applying thin layers of wood over a pine box, using Native American designs.
yes, Mourning Arthur Sioux Veneers.
Ok, that's pretty weak. Next!
( , Wed 2 May 2012, 10:00, 6 replies)
My mate Arthur recently lost a family member. He got very drunk, and when he woke up, found he'd been attempting to craft a coffin for the dearly departed, by applying thin layers of wood over a pine box, using Native American designs.
yes, Mourning Arthur Sioux Veneers.
Ok, that's pretty weak. Next!
( , Wed 2 May 2012, 10:00, 6 replies)
Oh god...something something something my mate Tariq used to pretend to like Nine Inch Nails but something something got the names of the songs wrong
Something something he was ultimately awarded with a trophy something something made from parts of a donkey
That was "More NIN gaffe" Taz's hoof an' ears
Fucking hell
( , Wed 2 May 2012, 10:39, closed)
Something something he was ultimately awarded with a trophy something something made from parts of a donkey
That was "More NIN gaffe" Taz's hoof an' ears
Fucking hell
( , Wed 2 May 2012, 10:39, closed)
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