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This is a question Nativity Plays

Every year the little kids at schools all over get to put on a play. Often it's christmas themed, but the key thing is that everyone gets a part, whether it's Snowflake #12 or Mary or Grendel (yes, really).

Personally I played a 'Rich Husband' who refused to buy matches from some scabby street urchin. Never did see her again...

Who or what did you get to be? And what did you have to wear?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:45)
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Nativity plays are shite.
Because children are shite. Even yours, especially if they are wearing a tea towel. The only thing worse than sitting through a nativity play where small gap-toothed children lisp "Away in a Manger" is to actually be a small, gap-toothed child lisping "Away in a Manger". Nativity plays are only watched intently by doting, blinkered parents. Even paedophiles don't stoop to videoing them.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:55, 9 replies)
Ahahahaha
thank goodness you're barren
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:57, closed)
Not barren,
just that sperm tastes too good to let it near my mimsy.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 18:00, closed)
Fair play
It's the ultimate contraceptive*.

*although the only disease it prevents is children
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 18:01, closed)
I'd quite like to get together with you
and not have any children
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 18:00, closed)
I think I want children
but I've always been far too careful to make it happen. Now I'm just a nympho instead.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 18:01, closed)
Kiddlies
One minute yer tellin us all about how fab it was that yer BFs daughter made you a Key Fob (or whatever it was), the next thing yer tellin us that children are "shite".

Are you sure you aren't a politician?
(Apathyman Prepare to be underwhelmed..., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:38, closed)
collectively,
and on a stage, they're tedious.
Individually, they can be wonderful. Much like people in general, present company excepted.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 1:14, closed)
Oh, I don't know
Yer not that bad...
(Apathyman Prepare to be underwhelmed..., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:32, closed)
aw,
you're living up to your name :)
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:30, closed)

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