Nativity PlaysEvery year the little kids at schools all over get to put on a play. Often it's christmas themed, but the key thing is that everyone gets a part, whether it's Snowflake #12 or Mary or Grendel (yes, really).
Personally I played a 'Rich Husband' who refused to buy matches from some scabby street urchin. Never did see her again...
Who or what did you get to be? And what did you have to wear?
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chthonic, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:45)
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down with the kingWe did "Joseph and his fucking mint dreamcoat" once at school. The auditions, if you could call them that, were done in our class by our teacher. I hate musicals so much they make my knob itch, so I had no intention of joining in.
The role of the Pharoe or whatever was given to the class gobshite- theres one in every class, a loud fucktard who for some reason is popular for being just a loud fucktard.
Our teacher put a few tables together and got him to sing and dance on top of them. It was more than I could take. I hated the fucking mong with vengence and he was now singing at the top of his cunting voice and dancing like a gayer on speed.
I shoved the table at the end away from the others and he fell off.
Concussion and a trip to the hospital.
I was a cunt I know but, it shut the bastard up though.
(, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:54, 1 reply)
Bahahahahahaha!Clicks for "fucking mint dreamcoat" and "dancing like a gayer on speed" - made me lol. :D
(, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:59, closed)
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