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Every year the little kids at schools all over get to put on a play. Often it's christmas themed, but the key thing is that everyone gets a part, whether it's Snowflake #12 or Mary or Grendel (yes, really).

Personally I played a 'Rich Husband' who refused to buy matches from some scabby street urchin. Never did see her again...

Who or what did you get to be? And what did you have to wear?

(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:45)
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i was the narrator.
Every. Fucking. Year.
is it my fault that i was the only kid who didn't read aloud like stephen hawking? no, but they still made me the sodding narrator. just once, i would have liked to be mary, just once. was that too much to ask?
apparently so.


bitter? moi?
(, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 21:33, 2 replies)
me too..
I too was the only kid at school that could read a paragraph out loud without losing balance.
But I always thought of myself as the "director", as the wonderful, wonderful, brilliant cast was dependent on my timing with the story...

Sometimes I even sped up or slowed down just to fuck with those primadonna bastards!

bitterness channeled=result!
(, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:29, closed)
oh oh
And me!

Exhibit a) I could read; exhibit b) I was an unaturally lanky child who dwarfed all my classmates even at age 4 or so. They could never find a Joseph who was taller than my elbow.

/bitterer
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:14, closed)

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