There is a cat in my street like this. He comes into my house through the window I leave open for my cats, bullies and torments all 7 of them (wish they'd man the fuck up), eats their food, sprays and craps everywhere. The old lady to whom he belongs won't hear a word against her little darling.

I found him in my living room the other day - quickly nipped out before he saw me, closed the window and then ran into the living room like a banshee. Obviously he ran like fuck for the open window to escape, only to smack straight into the glass so hard that he rebounded several feet onto the floor. Very satisfying.

He still comes in though - one day I'll sort the little bastard out.
(Freakmandu, Sat 1 May 2010, 10:33, Reply)