I did work experience for my old man in secondary school.
he was in trading standards. first I went to a pub, and tested alcohol levels, then to a petrol station where I measured the amount coming out of the pumps, then I had to watch a box set of the sopranos that was seized to check the videos werent porn. Then my dad decided I had managed not to fuck anything up yet and he should probably quit while he was ahead, so one of his colleagues took me water skiing for the rest of the week. happy days
( Glovington, Sat 11 Oct 2014, 8:51, 5 replies)

you got pedoed by your dad's colleague.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 11 Oct 2014, 9:13, closed)

Perk.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 11 Oct 2014, 9:45, closed)

Nah, I knew him anyway through the rugby club. top bloke, sadly not with us any longer. died in spain on his stag do :(

( Glovington, Sat 11 Oct 2014, 10:00, closed)

could you please do the necessary strike through so that it reads
Died in Soho after getting sausaged
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 11 Oct 2014, 10:18, closed)

you got pedoed by your dad's colleague.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 11 Oct 2014, 17:38, closed)