Back in the day...
...before I gave up booze and drugs. I was stood at the bar at the Gloucester in Brighton (sorely missed, sort of), merrily off my face on a lot of beer, a few pills and an accidentally large dab of MDMA. Hey, it was my birthday, it was expected. I looked to my left and saw a woman I recognised. Eventually I managed to focus on her face and realised it was my new team manager who had started with us a week ago and who I'd spoken to maybe 2 or 3 times in total. Putting on my straightest face I said hi and asked her how her night was going. She must have clocked my barely suppressed gurning and inability to stand still because she came back with "well, it was crap earlier but then some random blokes gave me a couple of pills and half a gram of coke so it's shaping up quite well".

best
birthday
ever.
( yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 18:48, Reply)