On the way home...
...with a girl (woo), live with 7 other guys and Im on the top floor so of course we meet one on the way up.

Im wasted, my friend is saying hi to the girl (we all know her) and Im getting bored and impatient for either sleep or some sweet penetration.

Me - "Hey mate!"
Him - "What?"
Me - "Look at this!" *waves cock*
Him - "AAaaaAaaAArghargh!!" *slams door*
Me to her - "Lets go then?"

Im a charmer.
(Guilt wants to get in your moist confines, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:28, Reply)