Sheffield circa 2005
I was working at the small club under Pondsforge, 'Aqua'- formerly known as the Roundhouse for the older B3tards. We used to host a Goth themed night entitled 'Batfink' on the last friday of the month or something.

Anyway as was going about my ''duties''(standing around smoking), and I noticed a.. well what appeared to be... a woman, heading into the gents bogs, so I followed chasing her to tell her to get out, after entering the lavs I found her at the urinal stood up having a pee, she had a beard too and she/he/it was a fucking transvestite

scared me half to death, pulled off a perfect Bart Simpson scream though
(Lord Chode, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 21:55, Reply)