hmmmm
not enough time to tell them all, but i did once take off my dress and do 3 laps of the dancefloor in a black basque, fishnets and suspenders.
i also put a stocking on my head, one on the head of a guy next to me, tied them together and got him to run around with me, saying we were a pair of cherries.
almost got thrown out of the local dive for snogging a fella at the bar. didn't realise he had his cock out for all to see...

length? well, he went home alone that night
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:39, Reply)