Drunken storm-out confusion
One guy who used to drink in our locale, a baldy called Mark, decided that after all of us had a piss-up he'd wonder over to me old flat and continue in the drinkapades there, along with a few others.
Now me old flat was a living room/kitchen combo with a front door on it, and a small bathroom and bedroom connecting on the opposite side. Don't live there anymore, twas small and dingy to say the least.
Anyhows Mark's got pissed to the point of twatdom and decided he wants a takeaway, which in reality was to open all my cupboards and start ransacking my good food all without asking me (a bit of "please" and "thankyou" is the decent thing when you're digging through someone's horde at the very least).
"Oih, get out of there you drunk twat" shouts I while laughing. Mark didn't like that however. He spins around, points his finger at me and starts hurling abuse at me like I've just drop kicked a puppy into a blender.
"You fucker" he slurs,"uu can even take a fkin joke..." and with that he glares at all of us, spins defiantely on his heels and marches out. Into the bathroom. Then immediately back out again towards the front door, looking completely confused and repeating "..can't take a joke..." before finally leaving. The rest of us did laugh hard at him for that.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:30, Reply)