Nights Out Gone WrongIn celebration of the woman who went out for a quiet drink with friends after work, and ended up half naked, kicking a copper in the nads and threatening to smear her own shit over hospital staff, how have your best-laid plans ended in woe?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:02)
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More office xmas party carnageSome years ago our boss handed every employee a small bag as they entered the xmas party venue. This turned out to contain £40 for drinks, two pills, and a wrap of coke. All very fine and splendid for the experienced Fluoronauts amongst us, but rather a surprise for a some of the less worldly employees. Carnage transpired...
By common agreement, the winner of the Biggest Wreck award went to one young lad. Not for getting ragingly trashed, not for dancing on the bar, not even for passing out in the middle of the dance-floor.
What sealed his well-deserved win transpired as he was being carried out by two colleagues. Although he was apparently entirely unconscious, he managed to lift an arm and squeeze the left tit of the girl who was carrying him by the shoulders. Who promptly dropped him, of course.
(, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:19, 2 replies)
I'm guessing....Estate Agents?
(, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:35, closed)
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