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This is a question I should have been arrested

Faced with The Law when I and a bunch of equally idiotic mates set off a load of loud explosions down the local chalk pit, we blamed bigger boys who had run off. Tell us of the times when you got away with something naughty and slightly out of order.

Thanks to MatJ for the suggestion

(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:36)
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you fucking gobshites.
they should have kicked the shit out of you.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:05, 3 replies)
^ Yes

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:22, closed)
^What Bitchtits said^

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:26, closed)
^What Mong the Merciless said^

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:48, closed)
^What Mnnnngh said^

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:48, closed)
^What this fat spazmo said^

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:54, closed)
Yep
A mate of mine had some wanker do this in his street, ran over the neighbours' cars but unfortunately misjudged the bull bar on the front of his old land rover and managed to fall/face-plant/crotch-impale/leg-tangle-ankle-snap into the front end, doing precisely zero damage to the car but what looked like quite a lot to himself.

The neighbour who witnessed it couldn't stop laughing long enough to go outside and kick him while he was down.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:22, closed)

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