Not Losing Your VirginityThink back, way back, to when you were a spotty virgin.* It was all a bit overwhelming, wasn't it? I remember going to see a band as a teenager and standing behind a girl who I kinda liked, but who had been showing a lot of interest in a friend for the past week. She reached back and squeezed my leg.
I panicked. Brain decided that she'd clearly made a mistake and thought I was my friend: "Er, you've got the wrong bloke"
It was hours before I worked out what was going on.
So, tell us the stories of when you failed to lose your virginity - whether through your own ineptitude or simply because they scared the bejesus out of you.
* Apologies to spotty virgins out there. Wash.
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chthonic, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:13)
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Uni troublesThis is something that I'm not proud of.
I once chased a girl that I wouldn't normally look twice at because my best mate bet me £10 that I couldn't get her naked within a month. She played in 3 orchestras, she wore a WWJD bracelet and when I asked her out, she honestly said "I've never really kissed a boy before". She started purer than driven snow, and I spent 3 weeks and 2 days getting inside her knickers.
In the end, I got her shit faced at a music department party. She was drunk and it took me 2 hours to persuade her that sex is good and should be enjoyed, I'd be sensitive, I wasn't just after sex (not actually part of the bet) and all that bollocks. I ended up getting her naked in a sound booth, getting her to play the pink oboe and then I made my excuses before I took her cherry. Her friends say she was really fucked up after this.
Still, it put me £10 up!
I'm sorry; judge me on what I have done since, not on what I did back then.
(, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:45, Reply)
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