Not Losing Your VirginityThink back, way back, to when you were a spotty virgin.* It was all a bit overwhelming, wasn't it? I remember going to see a band as a teenager and standing behind a girl who I kinda liked, but who had been showing a lot of interest in a friend for the past week. She reached back and squeezed my leg.
I panicked. Brain decided that she'd clearly made a mistake and thought I was my friend: "Er, you've got the wrong bloke"
It was hours before I worked out what was going on.
So, tell us the stories of when you failed to lose your virginity - whether through your own ineptitude or simply because they scared the bejesus out of you.
* Apologies to spotty virgins out there. Wash.
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chthonic, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:13)
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Emmastupid stupid stupid.
I turned down several big chances over the course of 4 weeks. She got the fear in me good. And then we went our separate ways and she boned a fat lad in his mini metro every night until she had to stop because of the bruises on her knees from the window winder.
1. Her cabin bed wobbled and made noise. her parents were in the front room downstairs directly beneath. And her dad was a teacher.
2. Orally, she tried to slice and peel my manhood. I tried to play "keep it down" which she understandably thought was weird. i couldn't tell her to not use her teeth as i was 17 and scared of losing my bell end for good.
3. She had chicken nugget breath.
She tried and tried, and i got more and more scared of her parents and being disfigured in the name of pleasure.
It died, she told everyone i was frigid - i took it like a man as it would be really embarassing for her to tell the truth.
It was later i found she plucked her dads chest hairs whilst they watched TV. freaky.
Trouble is, i missed out on some supreme breasts, a filthy filthy mind and she could do the splits.
Still now she enters my dreams. i could have had it all. it was offered. and i declined.
it was 18 months later it did pop. And bizarrely another emma took it. if only she didn't have a fanjita like a bucket it may have helped the situation for us both!
ah well, alls well that ends well.
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bazza van der trance , ooh baby baby, baby baby. Get up on this., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:37,
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