Not Losing Your VirginityThink back, way back, to when you were a spotty virgin.* It was all a bit overwhelming, wasn't it? I remember going to see a band as a teenager and standing behind a girl who I kinda liked, but who had been showing a lot of interest in a friend for the past week. She reached back and squeezed my leg.
I panicked. Brain decided that she'd clearly made a mistake and thought I was my friend: "Er, you've got the wrong bloke"
It was hours before I worked out what was going on.
So, tell us the stories of when you failed to lose your virginity - whether through your own ineptitude or simply because they scared the bejesus out of you.
* Apologies to spotty virgins out there. Wash.
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chthonic, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:13)
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pointless warning labels.Suddenly it all becomes clear: the same people who manage to miss BLINDINGLY obvious come-ons are the people who make it nessescarry to have "May Contain Nuts" on backs of peanut packets.
Not only that... but I bet you're the kind of people who are genuinely surprised when you read "contents may be hot" on a cardboard coffee mug...
Sadly... you're probably also the ones who fail to see the inevitable consequences of shagging without your wellies, and become smitten with Chlamydia and Pregnancies... sadly proving that the stupid will always survive - albeit through un-planned procreation.
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Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:26,
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