Frigging idiot.
Having said this, apropos almost nothing, I have noticed that whenever you give someone a lifejacket, and explain how to use it to someone, when you get to the whistle EVERY SINGLE TIME they will go to put it in their mouth to try it out, and you have to stop them doing it because some fucker will call the coastguard . . .
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