I heard that your head looks like someone put the end of a hockey stick inside a shirt.
Your torso is so weak that you once swallowed too much air and you had to go to A&E.

When they evaluated you, they said that you're lucky to be alive since it's theoretically impossible for an abortion to live outside the womb for 26 years.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:07, 1 reply)

Tears, in my eyes.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:34, closed)