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Cawl wrote two years ago, "People seem to have a knack for walking in at just the wrong time:
"Well, my clothes got wet, so did his... Yes, officer, huddling together to conserve body heat... Yes officer, he's five... No Officer... I'm not his Dad."

What have you done that, in retrospect, you'd really rather nobody had seen, mostly as things just get worse the more you try to explain it?

(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:56)
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i was hitting his knees with it to annoy him
and he stretched the material of his pants. i hit him a few times, but the needle just bounced off the material. suddenly, he let his pants go slack and got a knitting needle in the spuds
(, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 0:36, 1 reply)
Superb.
I shall invest in a brace of knitting needles post-haste.
(, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 0:46, closed)
and...
... a kevlar box.

Oh, and a box of tissues to wipe your eyes if it doesn't work might not be a bad idea.
(, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 1:12, closed)

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