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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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SCATMAN JOHN THREAD
Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact
Don't let nothing hold you back
If the scatman can do it
So can you
But what can you do?
Alt: Ski bi di bi di do bap do do bam do
Altalt: Where's The Scatman?
( , Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:16, 97 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact
Don't let nothing hold you back
If the scatman can do it
So can you
But what can you do?
Alt: Ski bi di bi di do bap do do bam do
Altalt: Where's The Scatman?
( , Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:16, 97 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
Sorry Salmond, better luck next time :)
Do you think he'a fucked politically, or will survive? Alistair Darling is on telly, I think he really wants to do a lol.
Alt, eggs, what is your favourite way of nomming them? I've just had soft boiled, how about that?
( , Fri 19 Sep 2014, 6:45, 114 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
Do you think he'a fucked politically, or will survive? Alistair Darling is on telly, I think he really wants to do a lol.
Alt, eggs, what is your favourite way of nomming them? I've just had soft boiled, how about that?
( , Fri 19 Sep 2014, 6:45, 114 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
Hey what-cha-doing..........
I've just done Chili lime chicken....wait no that's not me...
" " 14 lines and smoked a blue ring thing from a toilet urinal.......wait no that's not me....
" " a really long train journey whilst supping on cans of gold label mixed with Pimms.......
Fuck it not me either, I'm sure I've done something tonight
WHAT HAVE/HAVEN'T YOU DONE OF LATE?
Alt: Piss off you needy cunts, do we really need an alt?
( , Thu 18 Sep 2014, 22:14, 12 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
I've just done Chili lime chicken....wait no that's not me...
" " 14 lines and smoked a blue ring thing from a toilet urinal.......wait no that's not me....
" " a really long train journey whilst supping on cans of gold label mixed with Pimms.......
Fuck it not me either, I'm sure I've done something tonight
WHAT HAVE/HAVEN'T YOU DONE OF LATE?
Alt: Piss off you needy cunts, do we really need an alt?
( , Thu 18 Sep 2014, 22:14, 12 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
Evening all.
Bloody scorchio today innit. Me fanny's beating.
#ScopeSongs - Remember You're a Mongol.
Alright?
Evening plans?
That's lovely.
BYE!
( , Thu 18 Sep 2014, 18:34, 132 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
Bloody scorchio today innit. Me fanny's beating.
#ScopeSongs - Remember You're a Mongol.
Alright?
Evening plans?
That's lovely.
BYE!
( , Thu 18 Sep 2014, 18:34, 132 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
St Andrew'a golf lot are voting whether to let birds join today. Antiquated bollocks . What else is old fashioned nonsense?
YM is not allowed.
Alt, lunch?
( , Thu 18 Sep 2014, 12:16, 129 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
YM is not allowed.
Alt, lunch?
( , Thu 18 Sep 2014, 12:16, 129 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
I've just inserted 2 fingers into Alex Salmond's fiscal black hole
What have you inserted your fingers into this morning?
Alt: What would you like to insert your fingers into this morning?
Bonus point for a YM/YM double here.
( , Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:42, 159 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
What have you inserted your fingers into this morning?
Alt: What would you like to insert your fingers into this morning?
Bonus point for a YM/YM double here.
( , Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:42, 159 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
£5 toothless gob job anyone?
Alt: I went out for a lovely supper last might, but they missed a large glass o Malbec off the bill. I didn't say anything, should I have? Would you have?
Are you a bleeding heart moralistic moaner or a cold hearted step over your own grandmother to get ahead sort of person?
( , Thu 18 Sep 2014, 7:58, 108 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Alt: I went out for a lovely supper last might, but they missed a large glass o Malbec off the bill. I didn't say anything, should I have? Would you have?
Are you a bleeding heart moralistic moaner or a cold hearted step over your own grandmother to get ahead sort of person?
( , Thu 18 Sep 2014, 7:58, 108 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
March of the Wooden Soldiers when I get home. Laurel and Hardy. What nice do you have at home?
( , Wed 17 Sep 2014, 20:49, 16 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
( , Wed 17 Sep 2014, 20:49, 16 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
This place would be dead on its arse if I stopped posting.
( , Wed 17 Sep 2014, 16:54, 44 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
( , Wed 17 Sep 2014, 16:54, 44 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Hey guys, what's with all the 200+ threads this week?
Anyone would think this place wasn't entirely dead on its arse.
Alt: Got any 'amusing' anecdotes about the poor sods who had to teach you? Perhaps we can scare Monty off this path...
( , Wed 17 Sep 2014, 14:11, 210 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Anyone would think this place wasn't entirely dead on its arse.
Alt: Got any 'amusing' anecdotes about the poor sods who had to teach you? Perhaps we can scare Monty off this path...
( , Wed 17 Sep 2014, 14:11, 210 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
alright
Why will Beefo be a shit teacher?
Reasons please.
And a warm 'welcome back, you cunt' to Al!
( , Wed 17 Sep 2014, 14:11, 1 reply, 10 years ago)
Why will Beefo be a shit teacher?
Reasons please.
And a warm 'welcome back, you cunt' to Al!
( , Wed 17 Sep 2014, 14:11, 1 reply, 10 years ago)
Come on guys. Where you all at on a Wednesday?
I've got a Lady Gaga concert and a trip home for a charity event coming up. What do you have coming up?
alt. I hate (HATE) those faux leather look tees that are in fashion right now. What do you hate?
altalt. Lunch or something food related.
( , Wed 17 Sep 2014, 11:55, 260 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I've got a Lady Gaga concert and a trip home for a charity event coming up. What do you have coming up?
alt. I hate (HATE) those faux leather look tees that are in fashion right now. What do you hate?
altalt. Lunch or something food related.
( , Wed 17 Sep 2014, 11:55, 260 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
San Dimas High school football rules.
( , Tue 16 Sep 2014, 20:44, 12 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
( , Tue 16 Sep 2014, 20:44, 12 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Does anyone know a good lawyer, due to my slanderous and libellous remarks? xx
Alt, favourite city to visit, UK? I'm off to Manchester for the food and drink festival, Many good memories of studying here.
( , Tue 16 Sep 2014, 19:55, 5 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Alt, favourite city to visit, UK? I'm off to Manchester for the food and drink festival, Many good memories of studying here.
( , Tue 16 Sep 2014, 19:55, 5 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Evening prick thread.
How's your train journey/evening plans/ favourite show as a kid
LOL
( , Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:11, 197 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
How's your train journey/evening plans/ favourite show as a kid
LOL
( , Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:11, 197 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Vaporwave, blackgaze or deep filthstep?
www.theguardian.com/music/2014/sep/04/-sp-from-charred-death-to-deep-filthstep-the-1264-genres-that-make-modern-music?CMP=twt_gu
Which of the 1,264 musical genres is your favourite? I'm partial to a bit of Shibuya-kei every now and then.
Alt: What ominous foreshadowing is occurring in your life? I have to provide names of people I've worked with to give feedback for my year-end review.
( , Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:22, 230 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
www.theguardian.com/music/2014/sep/04/-sp-from-charred-death-to-deep-filthstep-the-1264-genres-that-make-modern-music?CMP=twt_gu
Which of the 1,264 musical genres is your favourite? I'm partial to a bit of Shibuya-kei every now and then.
Alt: What ominous foreshadowing is occurring in your life? I have to provide names of people I've worked with to give feedback for my year-end review.
( , Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:22, 230 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
what's your favourite racial epithet?
( , Tue 16 Sep 2014, 12:15, 30 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
( , Tue 16 Sep 2014, 12:15, 30 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Get up losers
I'm early today, got a shitty meeting. Why is it that even at 7.30 the fucking tube is rammed? We need a cull. Who would you cull?
Alt: secret dirty crush? Someone you know you shouldn't but you kinda would? I'd have to admit to Russell brand. Even though he'd need a bath first.
Altalt: breakfast?!!
( , Tue 16 Sep 2014, 7:47, 114 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I'm early today, got a shitty meeting. Why is it that even at 7.30 the fucking tube is rammed? We need a cull. Who would you cull?
Alt: secret dirty crush? Someone you know you shouldn't but you kinda would? I'd have to admit to Russell brand. Even though he'd need a bath first.
Altalt: breakfast?!!
( , Tue 16 Sep 2014, 7:47, 114 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
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