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Hot innit
Beer is on the menu

You?
(, Sun 20 May 2018, 17:46, Reply)
SHIT UP A BEAGLE'S WANG, IT'S ONLY ME* INNIT



*Richard
(, Thu 17 May 2018, 16:52, 8 replies, latest was 3 days ago)
Hello everyone
Has anyone ever been in a bar/wedding party brawl? I read about one last night and it sounded unpleasant.
(, Thu 17 May 2018, 12:55, 3 replies, latest was 4 days ago)
So, off-topic is the new /talk

(, Wed 16 May 2018, 11:26, 2 replies, latest was 6 days ago)
Morning.

(, Mon 14 May 2018, 10:06, 3 replies, latest was 6 days ago)
Donald Trump

(, Fri 11 May 2018, 17:49, Reply)
On Sunday I went to a lovely
National Trust property called Peckover House. I walked round the gardens and smelled the flowers, and went oooh at old books and interesting furnishings. Then went for a lovely cream tea and a chat.

An increasing number of my activities seem to suit the lifestyle of an elderly lady. Has anyone else noticed themselves becoming an elderly lady?

Do tell us about it dear, and have a pink wafer.
(, Wed 9 May 2018, 17:34, 2 replies, latest was 2 weeks ago)
O/T returned!
Must remember never to take it for granted again.

.........



So what's everyone having for dinner then?
(, Tue 8 May 2018, 19:29, 3 replies, latest was 2 weeks ago)
On mat leave with baby meatswipe #2
What are YOU up to?
(, Tue 1 May 2018, 11:30, 3 replies, latest was 6 days ago)
Feeling of achievement
Just finished papering the hall stairs and landing in the Mrs' house*



*not a euphemism

What have you achieved eh? EH!!?
(, Sun 29 Apr 2018, 22:25, 5 replies, latest was 3 weeks ago)
Shouting into the void...

(, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 11:06, 14 replies, latest was 4 weeks ago)
Now Arsenal Wenger.

(, Fri 20 Apr 2018, 10:57, 2 replies, latest was 4 weeks ago)
WINTON!

(, Wed 18 Apr 2018, 22:22, 3 replies, latest was 3 weeks ago)
Good weather is here!
This immediately makes it difficult to walk past the pub on the way home without stopping for a pint. Both extremes of hot and cold weather propel me into the nearest pub.

Anyone got any sun plans? Definitely barbecuing on Saturday if it keeps up.
(, Wed 18 Apr 2018, 8:27, 3 replies, latest was 5 weeks ago)
And now impressively eyebrowed
drill sergeant from full metal jacket and the frighteners.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 7:44, 2 replies, latest was 5 weeks ago)
BFF

(, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 8:11, 2 replies, latest was 5 weeks ago)
Look at the wacky Japanese people
youtu.be/kv-ieyWqcXI
(, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 17:39, 3 replies, latest was 6 weeks ago)
And now
Eric Bristow.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 22:29, 4 replies, latest was 6 weeks ago)
I've discovered Skyrim.
I seem to be spending a lot of time cooking, collecting books and sitting in taverns. My character is essentially an ultra violent tamagotchi. Not really sure why I'm telling you this. Just for something to say really and to get the taste of Winnie Mandela out of Off Topics' hideous composite mouth.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 8:57, 3 replies, latest was 7 weeks ago)
And now
Winnie Mandela.
(, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 15:24, 2 replies, latest was 7 weeks ago)
I pulled it back too far and now it won't go back lol

(, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 18:41, 5 replies, latest was 7 weeks ago)
Netflix and Amazon Prime
give me too many options of films to watch.
Things were much easier when there were only 4 channels.
(, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 12:48, 5 replies, latest was 8 weeks ago)
Just finished a trade show at Warwick university and my feet hurt
Just thought you'd like to know.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 18:25, 9 replies, latest was 2 months ago)
The snow's back!
A bit. I'm going to eat a cooked breakfast then go up on the downs and frolic.

What are you going to do, empty whistling void?

youtu.be/eCPjQNwdS9A
(, Sun 18 Mar 2018, 9:42, Reply)
Everything smells of
skunk on this train. Why's no-one scared of getting caught anymore?

And while we're at it, why are young people so shit? When I was a young person young people were great! And they listened to good music and there weren't any nasty terrorists except the ones who did 9/11 and the Irish ones who weren't as scary because they weren't identikit beardies wearing dresses. Everything's rubbish now and we're all going to get killed by Russians or North Koreans or feminists or a big asteroid or AIDS before I get to grow old and annoy people by getting in their way at bus stops and talking to shop staff for 8 fucking minutes rather than just buy my soup and go home to die.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2018, 17:33, 1 reply, 2 months ago)
And now Jim Bowen

(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 13:53, 3 replies, latest was 2 months ago)
And now Stephen Hawking.
Good innings all things considered.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 8:22, Reply)
Oh no! Russia!
May's going to go medieval on Putin's arse! Like sending Boris over with an inflated pigs bladder on a stick to bop him on the nose I guess?

Is this cause for concern? Probably not. No-one's going to read this except Drimble and Captain Placid anyway. Unless Meatsnake pops in to tell me to fuck off.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2018, 7:40, 2 replies, latest was 2 months ago)
RIP Ken Dodd
and his tickle stick.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 7:35, 1 reply, 2 months ago)

It's my birthday today, celebrating 36 years of largely uninterrupted breathing.

I will spend the day slopping about eating nice things and getting drunk with the missus.

How do you celebrate yours? Any suggestions gratefully received.
(, Sat 10 Mar 2018, 8:07, 4 replies, latest was 2 months ago)

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