Dyslexic god-botherers?
www2.timesdispatch.com/rtd/news/local/article/POWH19_20091118-222803/306677/

"I heard from a couple of veterinarians who told me that, in their opinion, it didn't rise to the level of cruelty," he explained. "One of them told me that no harm can come to the animal through doing that."

Great. That's who they have patrolling the streets here...
(The Resident Loon is currently a starving artist, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:20, Reply)

It's that time of year
Deck the halls with wads of tissue
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Tis the season of health issues
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Quaff we now our medication
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
Kill the viral infestation
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la


Who's sick and who's disgustingly healthy?
( The Light In Chains won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:24, 12 replies)

My pizza just came!
the weekend is now
( willenium ,pipe smoking manliness, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:43, 14 replies)

Woooooooooooooo
I'm moving, I'm moving, I’m moving tomorrow. Woooooooooooooo! What are you doing tomorrow?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent So my choice is 'Or Death?', Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:54, 97 replies)

Scientists manage to recreate cat brain in a program
www-03.ibm.com/press/us/en/pressrelease/28842.wss

Anyone else impressed and just a little scared by this? Any other comments?
(GhostAtreides is looking for additional musicians, any takers?, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:33, 9 replies)

Hahahha! Dedicated to cancer joy
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/tayside_and_central/8370277.stm
(Monty Boyce teaspooning Bowie's eye out, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:20, 8 replies)

I'm having a moan
why is it, every fucking week you can't look at the popular page of the QOTW without at least two or three fucking shit stories by Spanky Hanky being on there. It's like the guy has literally nothing else in his life than just making up vaguelly funny stories, if he only posted one a week I wouldn't mind, god knows I've been equally guilty in my time, but he clogs the fucking board up and his little army of sycophants replying just to say "Guffaw" and "HAHAHAHA LOL" and shit like that.

It's fucking shit and it is really taking the fun out of reading QOTW, which actually has a lot of potential this week.
( althegeordie WANTS BERT BANNED!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:24, 80 replies)

yes, i know this isn't /links
so al, shut it.

i figured this was the place to post pictures of breasts and morning glory
(flesh eating virus, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 13:36, 29 replies)

Could you live on just £75,000 a week without going overdrawn?
It appears this guy couldn't...

www.journallive.co.uk/north-east-news/todays-news/2009/11/20/court-hears-obafemi-martins-was-broke-on-75-000-a-week-61634-25211477/

Useless tosser.
( Davros' Granddad what's the deal with Paul McCartney's mouth?, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 13:35, 12 replies)

Wii
My mum has decided to buy my family a Wii for Xmas (myself, wife 7 and 5yo) and as I know sweet FA about gaming (not played since Road Rash on my Sega Genesis)I thought I would throw it out to you kind folk.

What do I need to get? Especially regarding extras. There seem to be a lot of packages offering lots of unusual object that would not look out of place in a sex shop and my head is going wobbly thinking about it.

Any advice appreciated.
(DrTugnut2 Francophobe., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 12:24, 32 replies)

Wordpress
Anyone here use a Wordpress blog? I've just accidentally marked a comment as spam, and want to retrieve it. Is this possible, and how?

Cheers

EDIT: GOT IT!
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 12:24, 5 replies)

Hiya guys.
Sorry to be a board crossing whore, but we have a little compo on /links and it would be spiffing if you guys came and joined in. Also, I walked to asda this morning in the pouring rain this morning for prizes, so I would love them to go to someone special!!!

www.b3ta.com/links/BACON_COMPETITION_RIGHT_HERE_RIGHT_NOW_ITS_TIME_TO_FACE_THE_BACON

Thanks you and carry on!
( RBF esquire BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 12:20, 4 replies)

Internet fatties beware
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8369674.stm

Travel to South America at your own risk
(NakedApe Cheesemaid for all your breakfast cheese needs, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:20, 12 replies)

Vipros fail
www.telegraph.co.uk/topics/weather/6612193/Cumbria-flooding-missing-policeman-feared-dead-ten-more-people-missing.html
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:15, 10 replies)

ZOMG I've finally been offered a blahddy council flat innit.
Well, maybe. Anyone here work in housing? There's all blurb on this paper designed to confuse mere mortals.
( Lu, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:08, 26 replies)

Dear Al.......
(At least I think it was you. Someone correct me if not...)

Just how pissed off are you that RJD has had to cancel his tour?
(Pirate Monkey is not the goddamn Batman, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:06, 37 replies)

Top Trumps please.
Sopping wet 28
Bored with work already 81
Shave requirement (face, legs, bits etc) 14
Face-punching 6
Fluff 3
TFIF 100
( Noely Noel people in my ear are telling me to stay calm, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:34, 50 replies)

Good morning to you all.

(Monty Boyce teaspooning Bowie's eye out, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:32, 36 replies)

Last FM on Xbox Live
Is working rather well. Any Live users, leave your gamertag and we can perhaps play Left 4 Dead or Halo 3 sometime. Or even Lego Star Wars, s'up to you me nillas.
(PlumDozer Cook, Pass, Babtridge, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:49, 21 replies)

Home Sweet Home

( mistaspakkaman - well my name is Alf and I'm stuck on Earth, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:24, 51 replies)

I saw this and thought of you
qcjeph.livejournal.com/110229.html
( The Light In Chains won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:27, 12 replies)

It's occored to me that it's christmas soon.
Who's place am I coming over too, is there anything you want me to bring? I got some vouchers from Marks'n'Sparks, so I don't mind bringing some bite-sized cheese burgers and some saussages wrapped up in bacon. There is a 24/7 shop open across the road from me that'll be open on christmas day, so if you run out of Paxo, I can bring some of that too.

I don't drive, so if you live far, i'll have to come 'round a few days before hand and stay over because I don't think the trains will be running.

So go ahead, pitch your christmas to me, and i'll choose the one I like the most.

Memememme - beaker
( Pauly pops Got a room going spare., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:08, 60 replies)

I know this isn't /Links
But I'll just drop this here

news.bbc.co.uk/local/hampshire/hi/people_and_places/newsid_8367000/8367352.stm

Woo!
( Agnostic Antichrist why isn't fingering a girl known as digital sex?, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:13, 21 replies)

It's bloody November and I want to buy sparkly things for Christmas.
Which is stupid as I don't even celebrate Christmas. I just love how the days get darker quicker and everything's chilly outside and snuggly-warm indoors. Sparkly things like tinsel and silly-plastic-tree and fairy lights and shiny decorations that make the place look like a magical grotto, make me feel even more snug and warm and happy to be in my home.
I have an urge to go to the 99p Christmas shop that's just opened down the road to buy all of the shiny and do 'nesting' with it. I've already bought the obligatory tins of Roses and shortbread, mainly because they were on offer this week and won't be in a couple of weeks time.
AM I INSANE?
( Lu, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 15:44, 48 replies)

What advice would you give in this situation?
Believe it or not I was asked for relationship advice last night, fuck knows why but there you go. Details in replies.
(bill the Ron Jeremy of computers, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 15:09, 78 replies)

On this day in AD 461
Pope Hilarius was consecrated.

I thought you might like to know.

Now, tell me: if you had a carrier bag full of cat-piss, what would you do with it?
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 14:34, 30 replies)

I recently
rediscovered the Alkaline Trio... most of you may think they are lame with a capital L-A-M-E but I care not, I like them!

Have you recently discovered any new bands or started listening to music you forgot your owned?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent So my choice is 'Or Death?', Thu 19 Nov 2009, 14:05, 60 replies)

I just realised!
It's Enzymes Birthday today. Lets all wish him many happy returns. Leave your birthday greetings for the big man here and I'll tell him where it is so he can read them and get a lovely warm glow.

I'll start. Happy Birthday Enzyme!
( althegeordie WANTS BERT BANNED!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 12:39, 63 replies)

Criminals have a new secret weapon to distract police booking them

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/8366386.stm
(NakedApe Cheesemaid for all your breakfast cheese needs, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 11:57, 8 replies)

Thierry Henry.
What a bastard. I hope his fucking hands get cut off in a chainsaw related accident or get burnt beyond use. Cheating French gobshite.

Is there anyone you want to send bad vibes, ill wishes or a 'good-old-fashioned' curse to other than the aforementioned nob-shining, soap-dodging, lying tosser?
(DrTugnut2 Francophobe., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 11:34, 29 replies)