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Cool new thread mark II
you saw it here first
(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 15:24, 172 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I never saw the first one :(

(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 15:28, Reply)
It was yesterday, this one will be cooler, because you're here now. #COOLSNAKE

(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 15:29, Reply)
Oh I see it there, I was asleep then soz

(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 15:31, Reply)
What's your favourite Girls Aloud lyric?

(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 15:33, Reply)
Our bar pixie just said "someone gave me fudge yesterday", it made me lol. She's of the Sapphic variety.

(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 15:35, Reply)
ok

(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 15:44, Reply)
Whut's cool about it?

(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 15:33, Reply)
Nothing now

(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 15:35, Reply)
You should have gazzed me that.

(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 15:36, Reply)
Gaz messages are for queers and benders

(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 15:37, Reply)
HAS THERE BEEN OMGDELETION?

(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 15:43, Reply)
Richard deleted a shit.

(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 15:44, Reply)
a deuce

(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 15:45, Reply)
twice!

(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 15:44, Reply)
Yeah, but its ok, cos there's a cool new thread here now

(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 15:50, Reply)
Wow I'm so happy I managed to catch *THIS* thread
when it's talked about in years to come I can proudly add that I was there to contribute.
(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 15:56, Reply)
One to tell the grandkids about

(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:02, Reply)
If it turns out to be as good as this one I'm sticking around
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1981809
(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:03, Reply)
Alright hare.

(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:06, Reply)
Word up Doc.

(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:06, Reply)
Thwapp is my word of the day.

(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:07, Reply)
Is it national lisp day or summat?

(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:09, Reply)
Yeth, it ith.

(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:12, Reply)
I had to have another poo at my last site of the day,
That's 3 today. Just so you know.

Now I have half an hour waiting for a prick to finish his work so I can go home. I can't even go help him because I don't have clearance for that end of the rail head and doing the risk assessment would take longer than the work itself.
(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:00, Reply)
A prick eh? Finishing work eh?
Sounds a *bit* like *someone* is getting bummed #justsayin
(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:02, Reply)
I see what you've done here, and frankly it's crass and uncalled for.

(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:03, Reply)
At least I don't have to wait until I've been bummed to completion before I can go home.

(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:04, Reply)
Are you saying that weepee has so much seamen up his arse he has had to do three poodle poos today?

(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:06, Reply)


(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:07, Reply)
^^ Spoiled a clean sheet

(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:50, Reply)
Frosting the log eh

(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:10, Reply)
Are you attending Jeff stock?

(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:12, Reply)
I'm thinking of attending to bring the average age of the party down considerably to what could be considered a "cool" level

(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:18, Reply)

age IQ
(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:19, Reply)
Yeh, we had GCSE's in our era, not Olevels, or plus fours or whatever. so what do you expect? we're all thick

(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:22, Reply)
people what dun O levels would know that you doesn't need a apostrophe in "GCSEs"

(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:27, Reply)
^this^
it's societys problem now
(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:33, Reply)
^ old enough to have been nonced by Ted Heath

(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:45, Reply)
I wish ... Ted was H.O.T.

(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:24, Reply)
The downside of this, is the fear of being nonced up, and my street cred being destroyed by hanging around with middle-aged internet weirdos

(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:21, Reply)
You're only 12?
Stay away from Baggyfrock, kid.
(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:23, Reply)
12 years youger would bring this down to a cool level? holy shit, this is worse than I thought

(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:25, Reply)
The youngest regular is about 30, I think.

(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:30, Reply)
wrong

(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:32, Reply)
Yes man, hell yes

(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:51, Reply)
Have you considered a risk assessment for your poo?

(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:07, Reply)
Is this your professional advice?

(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:12, Reply)
As publican or shit gp?

(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:15, Reply)
they're basically the same job, right?

(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:28, Reply)
I used to listen to moaning twats, in five minute time intervals. Nowthey stand here all day. Similar, yeah.

(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:35, Reply)
^ bowel cancer

(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:17, Reply)
I had to have two today. There's deffo something going around.

(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:29, Reply)
bowel cancer

(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:30, Reply)
I did one perfectly comfortable dump consisting of two decent chimp arms
you lot need to literally get your shit together
(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:31, Reply)
^ in denial about his bowel cancer symptoms

(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:36, Reply)
If you do the same joke three times and nobody responds, chances are it's not funny

(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:38, Reply)
I bow to your years of experience

(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:39, Reply)
His colon has been worked that hard it's now called Conan

(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:41, Reply)
Unlike him, the rest of us don't have the reassurance that comes with stangers regularly putting their whole arm up his bum
and having a good feel around.
(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:44, Reply)
He's a bit old for you, Yeah?

(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:46, Reply)
He's a bit old for most people to be fair.

(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:48, Reply)
You got something against fat people in string vests?

(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:50, Reply)
When did you get a vest, fatty?

(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:55, Reply)
Wait the Rab C look is in isn't it?

(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:05, Reply)

👍👍👍
(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:10, Reply)
It's been a shit week and I intend to drink heavily this evening.
#coventry #captainplacid #pthc
(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:25, Reply)

pl
(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:27, Reply)
Yes please

(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:32, Reply)
following on from the links above, who are your top three twats on b3ta?
i'd have to say:

dozer and his wakki "personality"
baggysock and his kiddy figgling (this was a typo, but i quite like it)
CQ and his lithium fuelled lefty rants
(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:07, Reply)
Yesssssssss.....for a minute then I shit myself

(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:11, Reply)
"skips"

(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:19, Reply)
You really are asking for trouble posting this.
How was New York?
(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:14, Reply)
11/10!

(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:15, Reply)
Although I don't like to brag

(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:18, Reply)
Nor should you M8

(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:19, Reply)
the fuck is this?

(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:16, Reply)
You know sommat I think she really didn't like the fact that you turned her down for a pint.

(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:19, Reply)
yer i dont do fat chicks

(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:30, Reply)
How's "Mrs Dozer" these days? Still imaginary?

(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:20, Reply)

? Still imaginary a 60 second microwaved melon
(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:22, Reply)
*pops down to sainsburys"

(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:31, Reply)
very much alive and well.
Unlike your business.
(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:30, Reply)

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