Oldies vs ComputersAs someone who is "good with computers" I get a lot of calls from people who've got problems. Some of them even have problems with their computers.
Back many years ago working for a telecoms company, I was called to a senior secretary who "had put a disk into the drive and couldn't get it out". She had one of the first Mac II machines with two drive slots. But only one drive.
Opening up the case revealed stacks of floppy disks that she'd been posting through the hole in the case for weeks. She'd only decided there was a problem when her boss wanted one of them back...
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chthonic, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 13:58)
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"My computers broken"..came the call from the very, very attractive young lady. Seriously. Very. And indeed it was. Quite, quite dead. A cursory glance at the gentle curve of her pert, young breasts told me one thing. That I would be fixing this computer. Right here, right now. Maybe, thought I, if I fix this computer well, she will have sex with me.
I opened the lid, and reached inside. No need to remove the cables, keyboard, mouse, power or otherwise, I've done this before, a computer surgeon am I.
She looked on, in obvious awe of my skills, as I reached down into the tower case. I winked. I'm so in there.
But wait a mi..?
I pull out my hand, dripping wet. The bottom of the computer has 3 inches of water in it.
My erection subsiding, it dawns on me that my curse hasn't lifted. Stupid girls, no matter how attractive, do not appeal to me.
"oh" she says, unknowingly finishing off my erection. Probably for a few days.
She continued, "I poured a vase full of water in there earlier. Would that have done it?"
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I thought for a moment.
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"Probably not. But there is a way you can make amends. Come with me. We have a curse to lift."
True story. Except for last bit. But she was FIT. And her surname was Jagger.
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I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 14:30,
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