I've never been on TV as far as I know...
... but let me share my story with you anyway.

I used to think I had the most ordinary, uneventful life – I live in a small town, work in an office, and am married to a lovely girl who is a nurse and who is the perfect wife. I have pretty much everything I need, the only cloud is that despite living in a beautiful seaside town, I’ve never felt the urge to take to the water because my Dad had died in a boating accident when I was young.

But now I’ve hit my 30s, I’ve started to feel that something isn’t quite right with my life. I met this girl who started me thinking about my situation in a way I never had before, although she disappeared as quickly as she had come into my life. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg, a lot of weird stuff has been happening - for instance, my Dad has now reappeared on the scene, it turned out that instead of drowning, he had suffered total amnesia.

My best mate, over a few beers, has told me I shouldn’t worry about things so much. My mother has told me that maybe it’s time for me and my wife to think about having a family of our own, and that would help me overcome these nagging self-doubts I have.

But I still feel detached from reality, somehow. You know what, I may just overcome my fear of the water and sail a boat towards the horizon, just to see what’s there.

And in case I don't see you, good afternoon, good evening and goodnight!
(Capo, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:26, 8 replies)

Not bad
Got it as soon as you mentioned the boating accident!

*click*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:36, closed)

not bad
but needs more effort. Didn't something technical and lamp-shaped fall out of the sky recently?
( sanityclause is waiting until, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:38, closed)

Like I said
"a lot of other weird stuff has been happening..."
(Capo, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:42, closed)

orly?
Is any of this true, man?
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:44, closed)

True?
Don't ask me. I don't know what is real and what isn't any more...
(Capo, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:48, closed)

was this a storyline in home and away or something?
if so i didnt remember it :)
(Miggyman, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:47, closed)

Home & Away?
No. Slightly bigger budget
(Capo, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:49, closed)